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Characters of the Material Plane Fred Gunderson – self-proclaimed vampire Mick Riley – Fred’s best friend Tim Atlas – Fred’s other “friend” Fred’s Mother – sometimes known as “mother” but only in scene 6 (flashback)
Manny Leiber – Entrepreneur, philanthropist, asshole Sal Porter – Androgynous girl, Manny’s friend Sarah Brightmore – An artist whom Fred has tormented over the internet
Librarian – A librarian Toddler – An annoying little kid who pees his or her pants regularly Mother – The toddler’s mother, not to be confused with Fred’s mothe
TacosFINE RESTAURANT/INTERIOR I/6:00 P.M.Tacos
Allen, Christina, Matt, and Karen are sitting at a table.
ALLEN: The grass is wet today. Therefore it must be raining.
KAREN: Oh dear, I forgot my umbrella. I must be soaked!
CHRISTINA: It rains because we are American citizens.
MATT: It rains because tacos.
Noises of agreement.
ALLEN: Tacos are crunchy.
MATT: Tacos are soft.
ALLEN: Crunchy.
MATT: No, soft.
ALLEN: Crunchy!
MATT: Soft! &nb
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